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Jacob's tip of the day: If your mom is on the phone with the insurance company and seems very aggrivated, you might want to try to brighten her day. Find a difficult to access corner, remove your diaper and do your business. Then, use a paint brush to create art work for her. If she doesn't really appreciate it, while she is cussing at the carpet cleaner evenly spread 2 lbs of orzo over the entire kitchen floor. This will surely help her forget all about the @#(*@# at the insurance company.