All I Want For Christmas

My 4 year old has his heart set on what he wants for Christmas. He will not be distracted or dissauded. While I think this usually a good thing, I'm not sure that I'll be indulging his longing for a Disney Princess Ariel's Ocean Salon.

Jacob's tip of the day: For a good time, get a dump truck out of the sandbox. When no one is looking, bring it in the house and fill up the bed of the truck with Elmer's glue. Then, drive it through the kitchen and living room being careful to stop every few feet to make lakes especially on any areas that are carpeted. When you get done, be sure to rub a generous handful in your hair and then lay in the best lake you can find and mush it all around. If you are brave, you might want to have a little sip as well. That's what I do.